One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the
said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting
greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to
Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful
she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to
with women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I'm
marry him." Chelsea was heart-broken. After eight months she
dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly
asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke
news. "Robert is your half-brother too, honey. I'm awfully sorry
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with
has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never going to get married,"
"Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my
just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says,
not really your father.