Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, ?I don?t know about ya?ll, but I?m gonna wear me some hot pink underwear before I get on that plane.? ?Why you gonna wear that?? the other two asked. ?Because, if dat plane is gonna crash and I?m out there laying butt-up in a corn field, they?re gonna see my ass.? The second lady says, ?Well, I?m-a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange underwear.? ?Why you gonna wear dat?? the others asked. ?Because if this here plane is gonna crash and I?m floating butt-up in the ocean, they?re gonna see my ass.? The third old lady says, ?Well, I?m not going to wear any underwear.? ?What? NO UNDERWEAR, ?the others asked. ?Yeah, that?s right, you heard me, I?m not wearing any underwear because if this plane crashes, they always look for that black box first. ?